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Judge & Jury

by Hatchetmen

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1.
Lucky Stiff 04:13
LUCKY STIFF SHE DROVE A BRIGHT GREEN CAMARO WITH A CONVERTIBLE TOP TRAFFIC LIGHT SAID GO BUT HER EYES SAID STOP WELL ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW SHE HAD ME CRYING UNCLE NOTHING THAT I COULD DO WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE THAT LUCKY STIFF LOOKS A LOT LIKE ME I HAD TO WORK FOR A LIVING I AIN'T NO DIFFERENT THAN YOU PUNCHED A CLOCK FOR TWENTY THREE YEARS UNDERNEATH A THUMBSCREW IT WAS A FRIDAY MORNING I GOT A CALL FROM THE MAN HANDED ME MY SHINY PINK SLIP I TOOK MY PAYCHECK AND RAN CHORUS WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR LIFE TO DECIDE WHAT YOU'VE DONE DID YOU SIT WHEN THEY SAID OR DID YOU GET UP AND RUN DID YOU FOLLOW YOUR DREAM OR WATCH IT FLOAT AWAY ARE YOU STILL ROLLING SEVENS ON YOUR DYING DAY WHEN THEY ALL LAUGHED AT YOU DID YOU HANG YOUR HEAD WHEN THEY CALLED YOU A JOKE DID YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAID WHEN THEY TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED DID YOU GRIT YOUR TEETH DID YOU TOWER ABOVE OR DID YOU FALL BENEATH ... WHAT A LUCKY STIFF
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WHAT ABOUT ME? ONCE UPON A LIFETIME NOT SO LONG AGO THE GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN HAIR JUST KNEW SHE HAD TO GO WHERE TO DIDN'T MATTER NOW WAS ALL SHE KNEW IN THE DUST SHE LEFT ME STANDING WONDERING WHAT TO DO WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT WILL YOU SEE? HOW WILL I KNOW? WHAT ABOUT ME? POOR GIRL LEFT FOR NOWHERE SIGHTS SET ON THE PAST SUITCASE THROWN IN THE BACK OF A RENTED CAR DRIVING NOWHERE FAST THE DAWN SLOWLY CRAWLED OVER HER HER BRAIN BEGAN TO MELT... IN THE SUN HER MIND STARTED SPINNING JUST LIKE A HURRICANE WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE I DONE WHERE WILL I GO? WHAT WILL I SEE? HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHAT ABOUT ME?
3.
I AIN'T SAYIN' I have known you for a minute I've got you all figured out With that hair and them clothes that you wear Ain't going nowhere there's no doubt Time you growed up Stop your playin' I ain't sayin' I'm just sayin' She's got a wallet As big as any bank She drives a Cadillac As big as any tank She don't need nothing That a fingersnap won't get She don't know no one that She needs to know just yet She keeps busy Out sashayin' I ain't sayin' I'm just sayin' Hear people talkin' Each and every day Everybody's looking For a way to stretch that payday Don't know about you But I know about me No happy ending Not one that I can see Ain't no end to All these bills I keep payin' I ain't sayin' I'm just sayin'
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What Are You Waiting For? ------------------------------------- See the man up on the mountain He's looking down at me Don't know why he even bothers Don't know what he wants to see Sittin' here for quite a long time Don't know what I'm waiting for Got the things that I'll be needing Can't expect to need much more What am I waiting for? The load is always the heaviest When you sit and watch it wait I must've missed the starters pistol Still standing in the gate The well is just as deep as ever But the buckets never full Time will slip if you let it The years will surely take thier toll What are you waiting for? Seems like a hundred years ago Swore you'd made up your mind Seems like a lifetime ago But you still You still wait You still sit You still wait Excuses pile up next to teardrops Shed for what you could've been Ain't no one can call you a loser You had to play to win
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AIN'T AS OLD (AS I USED TO BE) MY BACK IS ACHING GOT A RINGING IN MY EARS MY HAIR CHANGED COLOR SHOWING WAY TOO MANY YEARS MY WALLETS BUSTED ALL THE MONEYS GONE FEELING RUSTED STANDING STILL FOR WAY TOO LONG BUT I FOUND A GIRL THATS WAY IN LOVE WITH ME I AINT AS OLD AS I USED TO BE SHE WALKED IN OPENED UP MY EYES LIKE AN OLD MOVIE BLACK AND WHITE GOT COLORIZED ROLLING SEVENS GOOD THINGS ALL AROUND EVER SINCE MY ANGEL PICKED ME UP OFF THE GROUND RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE MY ANGEL FLOATED DOWN TOOK MY HAND TURNED MY WORLD AROUND FEELING LIKE A BRONCO I'VE GOT TO RUN ALL DAY EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENING COMES THE EASY WAY
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TELL THE TRUTH You got money You got style You got it beat by a country mile Ain't no thang just leave it to you Got no worries, you got no blues Got a strut makes the men turn around You're the one, you're the queen of this highbrow town Wake up Yeah you Got to Tell The Truth Deep in debt your look it's cheap Worried mind haunts your sleep Everythang is a great big deal Can't let on how you really feel Hiding worry In your eyes Judge and jury Yeah you're living a lie Why do you want to Be someone you're not Why can't you see girl All that you got Make up your mind startin' today Take off that mask girl and throw it away Wake up Yeah you Got to Tell The Truth
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Omar Comin'! 05:39
--- Instrumental ---
8.
Marvin 05:31
Marvin Woke up late this afternoon Another day on the dole It's an every other Wednesday Time to get Marvin on the phone He said to punch in your Social Security number and your four digit secret code Press 1 for yes and 9 for no Let's get this show on the road Are you back to work? Are you claiming both weeks? Were you able and available? Did you quit? Get fired? Did you seek? Maybe retire? Is this the truth unassailable? 9111 9 9 9 1 That's all you've really got to know 9111 9 9 9 1 And the state'll send you your dough Well now Marvin he's a listener But only to the tones You've got one chance to get 'em right Pressing buttons on the phone Laying back on my couch watching them Detroit Tigers on my TV You know that I think that I finally found The perfect job for me Now my 26 weeks are over Marvins cupboard is bare Ain't no work to be found Bill collector don't care I wandered out to my mailbox Thinking 'bout my job huntin' technique My mind was blown when I opened my mail Marvin gave me 13 more weeks Are you back to work? Are you claiming both weeks? Were you able and available? Did you quit? Get fired? Did you seek? Maybe retire? Is this the truth unassailable? 9111 9 9 9 1 That's all you've really got to know 9111 9 9 9 1 And the state'll send you your dough 9111 9 9 9 1 Don't you hang up before he says goodbye 9111 9 9 9 1 You'll have your money in two days time
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HEADIN' UP NORTH GONNA LOAD UP THE CAR PACK A COOLER WITH BEER THROW SOME CHAIRS IN THE BACK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE GONNA CATCH ME A BASS JUST TO LET HER GO GONNA WALK INTO TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND CAR SHOW GONNA WALK THROUGH THE FOREST JUST TALKIN' TO YOU WE'LL BE TAKIN' OUR TIME AND A SUNSET OR TWO GONNA BUILD ME A BONFIRE YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE GONNA STARE AT THE WAY THAT THE FLAMES LIGHT UP YOUR FACE I'D JUMP IN THE LAKE BUT THE WATERS TOO COLD I'D SLEEP IN THE ROCKER BUT I AIN'T THAT OLD I'D LIVE HERE FOREVER IF THE TRUTH BE TOLD I'M HEADIN' UP NORTH GOT A PLACE ON THE WATER IT'S MORE LIKE A SHACK BUILT BY MY GRANDPA 'BOUT A HUNDRED YEARS BACK SURROUNDED BY HOUSES PETS, KIDS AND CARS REAL MAPLE SYRUP AND SNOWMOBILE BARS BUT YOU'LL SEE MORE STARS THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED WHEN YOU HEAD DOWN STATE YOU'LL WONDER WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED WATER SO CLEAR AND SKIES SO BLUE AIR SO FRESH'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
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Trashman 04:59
TRASHMAN WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY I HATED SCHOOL I USED TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW THINK IT'D BE SO COOL GET A JOB IN THE FRESH AIR MAYBE HANGIN' ON THE BACK OF A GARBAGE TRUCK JUST MY LUCK BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR YOU MIGHT END UP A TRASHMAN COME MONDAY MORNING I GO TO WORK I PULL ON MY OLD JUMPSUIT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A JERK GOTTA CRUISE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PICKING UP ALL OF THE STUFF YOU WANNA THROW AWAY EVERY DAY I PROVIDE A VALUABLE SERVICE BABY I'M THE TRASHMAN I WENT TO MY CLASS REUNION EVERYBODY LOOKED FINE I SAW MY OLD GIRLFRIEND I'VE GOT TO MAKE HER MINE I WANNA GET NEXT TO HER BUT SHE WANTS TO SEE MY RESUME O K SHE SAYS THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT I'LL BE STEPPIN' OUT WITH NO TRASHMAN COME SUNDAY MORNING I GO TO CHURCH YOU KNOW I GOTTA LOOK MY BEST BECAUSE I SMELL LIKE A DAY OLD PERCH EVERYBODYS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME LIKE I JUST FELL FROM OUTER SPACE WHAT A DISGRACE IT'D BE STRANGER THAN RARE IF THEY'D ALL SAY A PRAYER FOR THE TRASHMAN NOW I'M PUSHING SIXTY I GOT ME NOTHING TO SHOW I GOT NO LAMBROGINI I GOT NO VACATION HOME WHEN MY STORY IS OVER AND THEY LAY ME TO REST IN A WHITE PINE BOX WITH A CLEAN PAIR OF SOCKS THEY'LL SAY HE LOOKS FAMILAR I THINK HE WAS OUR TRASHMAN HE LOOKS FAMILAR I THINK HE WAS OUR TRASHMAN
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COOKIE CRUMBLES WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING RUB THE SLEEP FROM YOUR EYES TAKE A LOOK OUT YOUR BACKDOOR SLOWLY START TO REALIZE ALL YOU SEE HAS ALL BEEN BORROWED EVERYTHING IS A MIRAGE PAID FOR WITH ALL YOUR TOMORROWS SPENDING SMALL LIVING LARGE DREAMS ARE GONNA TUMBLE THATS HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES HOW COULD THIS EVER HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU? WATCH IT ALL UNRAVEL FROM FACE DOWN IN THE GRAVEL NO ONE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY WHAT THEY DO IS NEVER WHAT THEY SAY THE MAN SAYS UNCLE JOE IS BANKRUPT YOUR AUNT K HAS BEEN FORECLOSED HONEST HARD WORKING PEOPLE GOT NO PLACE TO CALL THEIR HOME THE MAN SAYS WE SHOULD'VE SEEN IT COMING WE JUST HEARD WHAT WE WAS TOLD KEPT RIGHT UP WITH THEM DAMN JONESES DIDN'T KNOW OUR SOULS BEEN SOLD

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The debut offering from HATCHETMEN. A 3-piece rock band from SE Michigan.

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released March 23, 2012

Produced, Mixed & Mastered by Peter Jay
Engineer - "Motor City" Josh Ford
All songs written and arranged by Richard A Lonczynski (BMI)
all rights reserved -- copyright 2012
Richard Lonczynski - guitars / vocals
Randy Dunn - drums / vocals
Reg Nicholas - bass

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Hatchetmen Detroit, Michigan

3-piece rock band from SE Michigan in the tradition of yesterdays power trios!

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